Spirit Week Survival Guide

The Little Hawk’s Guide to Spirit Week

Monday: Pajama Day
Clearly the obvious solution is to show up in a ragged wife beater and boxers, or briefs….

Tuesday: Neon Day
NEON EVERYTHING. This is the time for neon yoga pants, sunglasses. Basically a school appropriate rave. Lets hope we don’t go blind.

Wednesday: Patriot Day
USA! USA! USA! Wear red, white, and blue feel the awesome combination of freedom, firearms, and bacon pulse through your bloodstream.

Thursday: Movie/TV Character Day
The one day per year that it is expected to dress up like The Dude Lebowski.

Friday: Extreme Red and White
Red and white to the max. That is all. Anyone caught wearing anything else will be tarred and feathered.

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