Missing Brains

100 brains have gone missing from the University of Texas.

Chocolate Fart Pills

New pills invented by Christian Poincheval make farts smell like chocolate.

Boys Dial 911 Looking for Santa

Wisconsin boys call 911 to get in contact with the North Pole.

Attack By McChicken Sandwich

In Des Moines man attacked his pregnant wife with a McChicken sandwich because he doesn’t like them.

Surgeon Removed Wrong Kidney

He was disciplined after removing the non-cancerous kidney from a federal inmate.

Town Decides Against Winnie The Pooh Mascot Because of “Dubious Sexuality”

They say he is a hermaphrodite who exposes himself in public.