Horoscopes by the Little Hoax – Week of Oct. 22
October 25, 2017
DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion.
The next week of your life summed up in three words. Interpret as you see fit.
Aries: Beware sentient fruit.
Taurus: Horde of goldfish.
Gemini: Beauty is pain.
Cancer: Chocolatey hazelnut spread.
Leo: Kim Kardashian West.
Virgo: Social life thriving.
Libra: Plethora of avocados.
Scorpio: Spooky scary skeletons.
Sagittarius: You’re a meme.
Capricorn: Don’t eat bugs.
Aquarius: Anthropomorphous artificial intelligence.
Pisces: Ya like jazz?