Where are you from?

Muscatine, Iowa.

How old are you?

98.

Why do you have so much food in your office?

I have to be prepared for any situation or circumstances.

Why did you go to so many colleges?

You can never get too much learning.

What do you listen to in the car?

I listen to podcasts and musicals.

What is your favorite voice part?

Tenor, because I’m tenor.

What is your favorite soft drink?

Coke.

What is your favorite dance move?

Living. You dance through life. Plus I’m a great dancer.

What instruments do you play?

I sing, play the piano and saxophone very poorly, plus I play the recorder. I’m very good at the recorder.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

The power of teleportation so I can go wherever I want whenever I want.

If you weren’t a teacher, what job would you have?

A chef maybe?

Do you have any special skills?

Yes…I’m hilarious.

If you were to dye your hair any color what would it be?

Gray because then I would look distinguished.

What is your favorite article of clothing?

My Dorian polos.

If there was a zombie apocalypse and you could only take 2 teachers and 2 students who would you take?

I would take Dr. Grove and Mrs. Stucky and for students Jeremy Brook and Liam Baron.

Who would you not take with you in a zombie apocalypse?

Ruth Meehan and Frances Bottorff.

What is your favorite writing utensil?

Pens because they are nice.

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Who knows? I don’t have an informed opinion so I won’t say.

What is something you have learned in the last week?

I learned I don’t like interviews.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

A deciduous tree because their leaves are nice.

What is your spirit animal?

The garden gnome.

What was a highlight from your first year at City High?

The Masterworks concert.

Are you an allstater?

No…

What was your GPA in high school.

4.0. I was valedictorian. I am smart.

What is your opinion of math?

I like math.

Were you alive in the 90’s?

Yes…the 1890’s

What is your favorite country you have been to?

England

What role will you be playing in Matilda?

The school.

What role will you be playing in a Christas Carol?

The bed.