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What the Signs Will Be Doing on Valentine’s Day

Paris Fuller, News Editor • February 14, 2021

Aries: You’ll be opening one of the thousand Valentine’s you got, too bad they’re not from the person you actually like. Leo: You’ll be chasing a new love interest; a different from last week...

Horoscopes by the Little Hoax – Week of March 15

Reese Hill, Reporter • March 15, 2020

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: Don't go to Fin and Feather over spring break. This may...

The Little Hoax: Bottomless Chasm Where “Jock Lot” Used to Be Posing Parking Troubles for Students

Reese Hill, Reporter • November 11, 2019

DISCLAIMER: This article and blog, The Little Hoax, are meant to be satirical. The quotes, reactions, and points of view expressed in this article are meant to be humorous and fictional, and any resemblance...

Horoscopes by the Little Hoax – Week of November 3

Reese Hill, Reporter • November 4, 2019

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: When's the last time you checked for monsters under your...

The Little Hoax: Student Senate Abolishes Gender

Reese Hill, Reporter • October 8, 2019

DISCLAIMER: This article and blog, The Little Hoax, are meant to be satirical. The quotes, reactions, and points of view expressed in this article are meant to be humorous and fictional, and any resemblance...

Horoscopes by The Little Hoax – Back to School Week 2019

Reese Hill, Reporter • August 26, 2019

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: You're going to regret that last-minute schedule change. Taurus:...

Horoscopes by The Little Hoax – Week of February 24

Reese Hill, Reporter • February 26, 2019

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: Last week's full moon has you feeling super stressed and...

Iowa City Schools Cancel Space-Time Continuum Due to Inclement Weather

Reese Hill, Reporter • February 12, 2019

DISCLAIMER: This article and blog, The Little Hoax, are meant to be satirical. The quotes, reactions, and points of view expressed in this article are meant to be humorous and fictional, and any resemblance...

Horoscopes by The Little Hoax – Week of January 27

Reese Hill, Reporter • January 28, 2019

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: To put it bluntly, your dreams are dead and climate change...

Horoscopes by The Little Hoax – Week of January 13

Reese Hill, Reporter • January 14, 2019

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: If you were a mode of transportation you'd be a red tricycle...

Winter Horoscopes by the Little Hoax

Reese Hill, Reporter • December 21, 2018

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries (March 21 - April 19): You may find that your usually energetic...

Horoscopes by The Little Hoax – Week of December 2

Reese Hill, Reporter • December 3, 2018

DISCLAIMER: The Little Hoax and its horoscopes are a satirical blog. (…Or are they?) Follow this advice column at your own discretion. Aries: It's usually not every day you find a shrunken head in...