It is the honor of a lifetime to serve in this leadership position alongside runner/writer/Beyoncé/taskmaster Ellen Carman. She has nurtured me from journalism n00b to the beacon of truth and integrity that I am today. I joined The Little Hawk junior year, completely illiterate and without any teeth. Since then, she’s put me in touch with an excellent dentist, taught me all the vowels, and (through persistent verbal abuse) sculpted me into the perfect newspaper editor.

Mr. Rogers is also cool. Shouts out.