Genevieve Wisdom, Reporter
Hello and welcome to my life. My existence revolves around Chonk day, a lovely holiday that is celebrated every week on the day my peasants refer to as ‘Tuesday.’ The ‘G’ in my name is pronounced as a ‘Y.’ Good luck remembering. My favorite hobbies include, but are not limited to, Chonking my dog, Chonking with my friends, Chonking the weather and Chonking around the clock. If you happen to see my dog, tell him to come home for Chonk day because I miss him :(
